The Bastardation of Soh Yong Qi

This is a story of a character called Soh Yong Qi. He was my classmate throughout the whole Temasek Poly life. He's a complete blur cock, only responding if people called his name, or talks about a pretty girl, to which he will ask, "Pretty girl? Where sia?" Other than that, he remains completely oblivious to his surroundings. And whenever we insulted him, he would give a fucked up face and say (after a long pause) "Cheebai ah". And that would be the end of it.

Despite being the blur, stupid, techno-loving guy that he is, we accepted him as a friend. We even let him 'take a free ride' in the projects that we were grouped together. Our group usually is made up of Me, Ram and the Qiboy (Yong Qi lah). We didn't report to the teachers about the fact that he made close to nil
contribution to the projects, because we took pity on him. We gave him simplistic tasks, such as printing the reports and stuff, to which he complained and bitches like a moron. Still, we held our patience.

Then one day there was a test. A WPC (Wireless Personal Communications) test. We came early that day, around 15 minutes early prior to the paper. Yong QI was there, too. He was just reading some notes, not taking part in any discussions. When it's close to 5 minutes before test, I got the question paper, with answers, done by students from the other class who took the subject. Ivy gave it to me. Then, me and Ram cramped our heads in the last minute. We even shared it with Yong Qi. However, he just looked at the paper and gave it back to us, still not saying a word. I thought, well maybe he's given up or he's studied enough (unlikely).

Then we took the test. It was too short a time to memorise the answers, but what I studied proved valuable to the test. I managed to do most of it. After the test, other classmates told me that the entire class knew about the paper. And that the paper was passed to Yong Qi so that he could share it with us. At least that is what the class assumed. Well, obviously, Yong Qi didn't share. He was still oblivious to the fact that he had been such a bastard. I got extremely pissed with him. I know he doesn't share stuff much, but this was a crucial quiz that we all had to pass. And it seems he wants to pass alone. Son of a @#$!

Days passed and my anger subdued. I told myself the message that I told to many others - Forgive and Forget. Soon, it was results day. The quiz papers were returned. And I passed, along with Ram, the other guy who didn't get the paper. And guess what? Yong Qi, the bastard failed. I wanted to laugh, but it would be a bad thing to do. Oh man, I had to get this out. And what better place to tell about it than my own blog?

So, Yong Qi, you suck. And go fuck yourself.